So I decided to go to the cinema yesterday night and watch ‘Casino Royale,’ the new James Bond Movie.
I took my seat, switched my phone to silent, reclined in the semi-comfortable seat, sipped on my cold water and awaited the beginning of the movie.
All was very good in Toxy’s hood…….until….
Why is it that – every single time I go to the Movies, be it in Kuwait, London, New York or Timbuck-xxxx ing too, I end up sitting right behind the dude (it’s always a man) with the biggest $#@#$% head in the country?
Don’t you just hate it when you think you are ‘safe,’ and you think you’ve escaped the curse of the ‘BHF‘ (Big Headed Freak) but he always seems to come around 7 or 8 minutes AFTER the show has started.
The ‘BHF’ usually comes with a friend, who also has a big head, or hair, or something – in fact anything – so long as its BIG and also blocks my view.
Due to the fact I am typically with a group of friends, my choices are to either move and sit alone, OR to sit perched at a crooked angle for 2 hours trying to catch a glimpse of the screen.
I can’t believe it…..Is it just me? Do these BHF’s follow anyone else?